![]() ![]() Being drunk makes you less able to control who you spend time with and what those people get to do to your boundaries. Plus, if you're flopping into bed trashed most nights, chances are you're not washing your face.Īnd depressingly, sexual assault and murky consent is a big factor at play for women who abstain from alcohol. It's a carcinogen and can make you more sensitive to sunlight, so you'd better get those moles checked. It bloats you (seriously, all those Mad Men guys were way too fresh-faced for how much brown liquor they drank before noon). ![]() It saps moisture, causing wrinkles and loss of elasticity. It dilates your blood vessels, making you look like a red-faced cartoon drunk. There's no mystery about whether or not drinking is good for your skin. Am I a mentalist? Yes, but also, it's usually the case that fresh faces are sober faces. She later mentioned that she hadn't had a drink in almost a decade. She mentioned that she was still dealing with weird dating apps at 42. I met a woman after a show who looked to be about my age (a hard 28). Here's a pretty good rule of thumb: If someone looks like they're at least 10 years younger than they are, chances are good that they're a teetotaler. You can't just be like, "Fuck a whiffle ball picnic with my closest friends on the most beautiful day of the year! I can have fun right here with this Coors Light in my bed." You have to do dumb shit, like making lasting memories with people who love you. ![]() But tough shit, you have to approximate that chemical high with legitimately good experiences. It's Neo taking the red pill and realizing, "Oh shit, I need to stop taking so many pills from strangers."Īgain, to alcoholics, drinking is obviously the funnest and only fun thing you can do. Everything felt like it was taking forever, and everything felt thisclose to my face, and I felt like every moment was hanging precariously in the air, paranoid that someone would come over and say, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" It's really goddamn bizarre to be back in the driver's seat, and it's even more bizarre to realize the extent to which you were napping in the back. It's not just cool or good - it's fucking weird. ![]()
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